Saturday, July 12, 2008

Retch

In my youth - and even into my adulthood - I've always imagined I was different cool objects and things. For example, if I were an animal I'd probably be a cat. If I were a car, I'd be a Cougar (a good year, like '67), which incidentally is a cat. Brandon says that if I were a piece of clothing I'd be a clean sock. But never in my most horrid nightmares did I think I would be this shoe.

Oh, the humanity.


This may be the ugliest shoe I have ever seen. No wonder it's on sale.

4 comments:

Joselyn said...

You mean to say pink bows and bright flamingo pink all over wouldn't be you?!? That's absurd!

Anne said...

I like it. I'll take the shoe. Can I have the other one, too, so I can actually wear them? You are totally a cat. I'm surprised you don't have one. Maybe it'd be too much competition.

The Andrews said...

That is one hot mess!

Kristin said...

I will still be your friend.